HUMOUR : A JEWEL OF A SHOT

Zacheria Mc Grew had a really embarrassing injury. But far more humiliating was how he got it...
When the 23 yr old discovered that his car speakers were missing, he figured he knew who'd swiped them - a teenager from a nearby neighbourhood.
The teen was in his front yard when a white toyota zoomed up and Mc Grew jumped out of the back seat. He ordered the youth to jump into the car and to take him to his speakers, which the terrified boy refused to do. McGrew then pulled out a handgun. At that point the teen took off at a sprint, and Mc Grew fired atlest 2 shots at him, missing his mark.
Once the boy was out of sight, McGrew slid the gun back to his waistband. Maybe he fumbled things, because his pants had begun to sag. McGrews finger sqeezed the trigger, firing off a perfect shot into his own testicle. That can cause a guy to flinch, which he did, pulling the trigger again and sending another trigger into his left calf.
His 2 friends, who were in the toyota, immediately drove him to a hospital, where McGrew shuffled in crying with pain. Police were quickly summoned and and struggled to make up what McGrew told them through tears.
He first tried to escape by telling that he was shot by a strange Hispanic man. But finally, he confessed that the damage to his privates was self - inflicted....